Contact

Say hello. We read everything.

Get in touch

Email us. We'll write back like a person.

No bots, no "a strategist will reach out". One of us two will read it and reply, usually same day, always within a working day.

Happy to jump on a 20-minute call if it's easier. We don't do sales decks.

We keep your details to ourselves. No newsletter.
After you hit send

What actually happens next.

Most agencies disappear into a black box for two weeks. We don't. Here's the real timeline.

01
STEP 01
~2 hrs
You hear from a human
One of us reads it, replies with thoughts, suggests a call if it makes sense.
02
STEP 02
1–2 days
We send back a 1-page brief
Our read of your situation, what we'd do first, and a price band. No deck.
03
STEP 03
Day 5–7
A 30-min call, free
You ask anything. We push back where useful. No pitch slides.
04
STEP 04
Day 8+
Decision time
We send a fixed-scope, fixed-price proposal. You say yes or no. No follow-up funnels.
Three ways

How would you like to meet?

Pick what suits. We don't have a preference and we don't gate one option behind another.

MOST POPULAR
30 MIN · ZOOM
Quick chat
Best if you're still figuring out what you need. We listen, ask hard questions, suggest a path. No pitch.
Pick a time
CAMERA OPTIONAL
ASYNC · BY EMAIL
Just write
If you'd rather think it through. Send context, screenshots, links. We reply in detail, no rush.
IN PERSON · BEVERLY HILLS
Come visit
Our place on Bell Ave. Coffee's on. Best for proper kickoffs or when you just like meeting in person.
Book a visit
TUE–THU, 10AM–4PM
Response times

When you'll actually hear back.

Real numbers, not "fast" or "we'll be in touch". If we're going to be slower than usual, you get a heads-up.

AEDT/AEST · BEVERLY HILLS, SYDNEY
Email
~2 hours
Business hours, mostly. Sometimes faster.
WhatsApp (clients)
< 30 min
Mon–Fri, 8am–6pm Sydney time.
Phone
Same day
Or schedule a call — quicker for anything tricky.
Weekend & after hours
Next morning
We're humans. We'll be back.
HOW WE COMMUNICATE
Email
FOR MOST THINGS
Phone
FOR TRICKY THINGS
Loom video
FOR WALK-THROUGHS
WhatsApp
FOR ONGOING CLIENTS
In person
FOR KICKOFFS
Notion brief
FOR SCOPING
Where we are

A small studio in Beverly Hills.

On Bell Ave, a few minutes from Beverly Hills station. Two desks, one couch, one whiteboard, one slow bulldog.

ADDRESS
1 Bell Ave
Beverly Hills NSW 2209
HOURS
Tue–Thu, 10am–4pm
Or by appointment
NEAREST STOPS
Beverly Hills station, 5 min walk · M91 bus stops nearby
ParkusBELL AVEVICTORIA RD→ T3 LINEN
Not to scale.
Honest expectations

What we're fast at, what we're not.

We'd rather under-promise and over-deliver. So: the truth.

THINGS WE'RE FAST AT
  • Replying to email (usually 2 hrs)
  • Quoting scoped work (1–2 days)
  • Shipping web design from a clear brief (3–4 wks)
  • Tightening up a Google Ads account (week one)
  • Running an audit (5–7 days)
THINGS WE'RE SLOW AT
  • Anything in August (school holidays + tax time)
  • Multi-stakeholder approvals (we hate them too)
  • Anything where the brief keeps changing
  • Last-minute "we need this by Friday" jobs
  • Building things we don't believe in
Before you write

Things people often ask first.

Save yourself an email — the answer's probably here.

No. "I think we need to do something about our website" is a perfectly fine starting message. We'll ask the right questions to figure out the rest.